May 2013
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You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...
– Daniel Franzese (via nocaloriesinpussy)
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oh god i want cake so badly. but it’s the 14th, and i need to fit into a tiny dress on the 17th. bad timing. ohgodohgod do i want cake.
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you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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thorinsmajesty:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein (via quotedojo)
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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zfitzgerald:
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
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erossum:
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neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
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When I stub my pinky toe
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lord-of-the-assbutts:
meandablog:
My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?
oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel
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Jaime: [arrives 15 minutes late to the bear pit with Starbucks]
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thepioden:
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harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very...
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Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...
– Dream Hampton (via rainydaysandblankets)
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aboutexhaleprivilege:
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dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
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teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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vermillons:
Do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation.
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niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
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djzacharie:
finding a fanfiction of your rare ship but finding out they got the characters wrong/it’s poorly written
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arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
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